Gloria Fallon and Jeanie Fey-Mother's Day Special -May 13,2001

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JF: "Hi, I'm Jeanie Fey."

GF: "And I'm Gloria Fallon. Here our tonight's top stores about our children."

GF: "Actor Jimmy Fallon will appear in Band of Brothers, an HBO drama about a World War Two. A source close to Fallon says "Good, maybe they will make him cut that crazy hair." In a related story, the movie is directed by Tom Hanks who is now a personal friend of Jimmy's. He even calls our house all the time. Back to you Jeanie."

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JF: "Actress Tina Fey appeared in the April 7th issue of TV Guide, and the magazine was not available in the Philadelphia area, because I bought them all and kept them in my kitchen."

GF: "And now to a segment, we call "That's My Baby"."

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GF: This is Jimmy when he is nine years old. I always knew he would be an actor because he would put on his C3PO pajamas and sing all the songs from Annie."

(Jimmy comes out) Jimmy: "Mom, what are you saying?"

GF: "What."

JF: "This is Tina when she was six months old. As you can see when she very little she only had one eyebrow."


(Tina comes out) Tina: "Mom, nobody wants to see that."

JF: "Why? It's so cute. You were a nice, hairy, Greek baby."


Jimmy: "You guys are supposed to be doing the news."

GF: "We are. Jimmy, this is so easy. I don't see why you flub your lines all the time. Do you know they have them written on those big cards up there."

Jimmy: "Yeah, Yeah, I see them."

GF: "Just read the cards."

Jimmy: "I do, I do, I do read the cards."

Tina: "I think he needs glasses."

Jimmy : "I don't need glasses."

GF: "Jimmy, just get the glasses."

Jimmy: "I don't need glasses."

JF: "If you need glasses, get them."

Jimmy: "I don't need glasses."

Tina: "Yeah you do need glasses, but the point is you can't just do news about us.

GF: "Just look at this face, look at this baby face." (holding Jimmy's face)

JF: (hugging Tina) "From these loins, a mother's angel. Say my favorite part."

Tina: "For Weekend Update, I'm Tina Fey."

Jimmy: "And I'm Jimmy Fallon, saying Happy Mother's Day."

Both: "And we love our mommies!"


Thank you to Ashley, owner of The First and Only Tina Fey Site for the clips!